About Us: Zombies are the worst

But with the right equipment from F*** Zombies, they won't be the problem - you'll be*.

 

* Which is to say, you will be a problem, for the zombies.

  • Pragmatic

  • Completely Alive

  • Truthful

  • Focused on the problem

  • Experienced.

  • Super good at running away

  • Scrappy and resourceful

The presidential candidates are barely even focused on this!

  • But don't worry: We have your back.

  • Email politicalactivism@fzombies.com